BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...

• You consider McDonald's "real food." 
•  You actually like doing laundry at home. 
•  4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. 
•  It starts getting late on the weeknights. 
•  Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. 
•  You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it. 
•  You'd rather clean than study. 
• Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal. 
•  Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life. 
•  You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.
•  You know the pizza boy by name. 
•  You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark. 
• You live for getting mail. (E-mail included) Looking out the window is a form of entertainment. 
•  Prank phone calls become funny again. Wal-Mart is the coolest store. 
•  World War III could take place and you'd be clueless. 
•  You start thinking and sounding like your roommate. 
•  Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth. 
•  Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime. 
•  You find out milk crates have so many uses. 
•  The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).