Reagan, Bush and Clinton on a Cruise

Reagan, Bush, and Clinton all went on a cruise together. While the ship was out in the sea, it hit an iceberg and started to sink. Quickly, Reagan yelled out, "Women and children first!"
Bush then cried, "Scr.w the women!"
To which, Clinton responded, "Do you think we have time?"

Bush/Cheney Bumper Stickers

Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars 

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave No Billionaire Behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-Voodoo All Over Again!

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the Truth Just Isn't Good Enough

Bush/Cheney '04: Making the World a Better Place, One Country at a Time

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a Billion Whoppers Served.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "Con" in Conservative

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for Not Paying Attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: The Last Vote You'll Ever Have to Cast

Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

Bush/Cheney '04: This Time, Elect Us!

George W. Bush: The Buck Stops Over There

George W. Bush: A Brainwave Away from the Presidency

Don't think. Vote Bush!

More Trees, Less Bush

It Takes a Village Idiot

One Person, One Vote (*May Not Apply in Certain States)

Bush And The Lightbulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; 

4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs; 

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb; 

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished; 

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark; 

8. One to viciously smear #7; 

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; 

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

"Senator Bill Frist's son, William Frist Jr., who is a student at Princeton, was arrested this week in New Jersey for drunk driving. A very serious charge. So let's see, he's got the same name as his father, who is a powerful Republican leader, went to an Ivy league school, got arrested for drunk driving. You know what that means? He could go on to become president of the United States."  ( Jay Leno )