College Grading

• Department of Statistics:
  All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
• Department of Psychology:
  Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor open the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mid.
• Department of History: 
  All students get the same grade they got last year.
• Department of Religion: 
  Grade is determined by God.
• Law School:
  Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
• Department of Mathematics:
  Grades are variable.
• Department of Logic: 
  If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
• Department of Computer Science:
  Random number generator determines grade.
• Music Department:
  Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
• Department of Physical Education:
  Everybody get an A.